Hey pssssstttt...are you trying to sleep?

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 02/20/2019 at 21:30 • Filed to: None

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interstate366, now In The Industry > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/20/2019 at 21:34

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Because they have different chemical compositions. I’ll let myself out.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/20/2019 at 21:36

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oooo good question

whats sleep?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/20/2019 at 21:39

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You: slowly   drifting to sleep...

Your b rain: HEY REMEMBER THAT CRINGY EMBARASSING THING YOU DID IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH   WHEN YOU WERE 15?

You: Motherfu.....

Tapas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/20/2019 at 21:40

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Well don’t leave us hanging... What did  you do?! Lol

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/20/2019 at 21:41

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Totally :(

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/20/2019 at 21:41

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Please

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/20/2019 at 21:45

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This is the internet, logic has no meaning here.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tapas 02/20/2019 at 21:52

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Noting. Sometimes standing around awkwardly is embarassing enough.

facw > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/20/2019 at 21:56

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See here’s a comic that fits that:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-08-24

Or more amusingly (because everything is funnier with aristocratic dogs):

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2006-08-03

I think it’s hard not to repeat some concepts when you do a daily comic for 15 years.

Edit: That’s weird, these show up correctly in the preview, but apparently kinja has decided that because they are gifs, they should go in a video tag (even though they are non-animated), and is cropping them weirdly to do so?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/20/2019 at 21:57

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Mildly disappointed at this story

interstate366, now In The Industry > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/20/2019 at 21:58

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This has been cooking with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tapas 02/20/2019 at 22:02

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Stupid horrible things, which is one reason why I went into engineering 

Tapas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/20/2019 at 22:02

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I went into engineering regardless :(

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tapas 02/20/2019 at 22:17

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I mean, yeah, me too 

Svend > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/20/2019 at 22:22

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Why does a cake go dark when it goes stale,

yet a biscuit/cookie goes soft when it goes stale?

Why do we cook bacon,

but we bake cookies?

Why is it our noses runs when we’re sick,

and our feet smell when we don’t wash? 

Chariotoflove > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/20/2019 at 22:32

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This is why God made Ambien, a sledgehammer to bludgeon your brain into submission.

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/20/2019 at 22:33

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Where does the sky start?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/20/2019 at 23:47

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I remember it like it was a week ago!

...motherfu--....

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/21/2019 at 06:59

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That was me last night.

Only my brain was screaming in excitement because we’re getting the van!

  https://oppositelock.kinja.com/possible-addition-1832399601 The one at the bottom.

Svend > Svend 02/21/2019 at 07:38

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Sorry, that ‘dark’ was meant to say ‘hard’

((goodness knows why spell check changed hard for dark)) 

so

Why does a cake go hard when it goes stale,

yet a biscuit/cookie goes soft when it goes stale?